It's very disconcerting to have the paper hit your door at 5:30 in the morning. It makes a loud bump that makes it sound like something large has just fallen in the house. Quite confusing. Please adjust your aim.
You should have our paper guy. He's an older man with a full beard who walks down the street about 6:30 a.m. wearing an actual, bona fide paperboy's apron (something that's become a relic from the past.) He quietly comes up and places each paper neatly on the recipient's doorstep. I've been very impressed.
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You should have our paper guy. He's an older man with a full beard who walks down the street about 6:30 a.m. wearing an actual, bona fide paperboy's apron (something that's become a relic from the past.) He quietly comes up and places each paper neatly on the recipient's doorstep. I've been very impressed.
He must have a lot of free time.
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