Tuesday, November 18, 2008

to the paper boy

Dear paper boy (or girl),

It's very disconcerting to have the paper hit your door at 5:30 in the morning.  It makes a loud bump that makes it sound like something large has just fallen in the house. Quite confusing. Please adjust your aim. 

Thanks

P.S. Avoid the windows too.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You should have our paper guy. He's an older man with a full beard who walks down the street about 6:30 a.m. wearing an actual, bona fide paperboy's apron (something that's become a relic from the past.) He quietly comes up and places each paper neatly on the recipient's doorstep. I've been very impressed.

@nn!e said...

He must have a lot of free time.